Total War For Total Peace




Jokesters unite
light up the doobies
reclaim your rights....

Welcome to the Gonzo humor of John Scott Ridgway/Johnny Pain/MoonBong Haze/Chester Ballsnu/and all the other characters I make up. DRAWN FROM MY BOOK THE RELIGIOUS PSYCHO KILLER'S SHIT LIST, and other places, this is where to go to interact with the characters on the show.... they will respond. SO WELCOME PEACE AND PIPEDREAMS to a show kind of like that, funny, yet a bit more of the crazy politics and literature that I like.... Mostly, you are going to laugh, get inspired, and burn some shit down... probably just a bowl or two, hopefully... though you never know.



THE NEW RADIO SHOW BY THE HIT COMIC JOHNNY PAIN IS COMING UP.... Chicago Improv from a dude who studied with one of the three founders -- the political one... I have five majors, Military Intelligence, Cult emphasis in Antrhopology, Fiction Writing, Philosophy... and a lot of other near minors in history, fine arts, and classes on Bikers, hippies, rappers, etc... The New Show Will be as political as the last one, which got me bugged, drugged, and jailed... homeland security and the FBI will be lis.tening, how about you? By the way, a lot of the intelligence community is on my side and though I do not work for them, the liberals there get me, and help me, and protect me from the enemies..

Monday, June 21, 2010

OFFICIAL PEACE, PIPEDREAMS AND PAIN POLICY ON CROTCH SNIFFING.



Quite often, when I am walking Ruby Dog, she will sniff some babe's crotch.

Often these cutey pies just melt into cooing and petting Ruby and laughing.

Yet, when I politely ask, "Do you mind if I have a sniff?"

They act like I am an axe murderer.

Humans. Thank goodness, once again, for the whole marrying into the marsupial species thing, with my little quimy, Betty Lou Sue Chantalice X. Oppossums don't care -- you can sniff them anywhere you want. Seriously. They smell different in different places.

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  1. AnonymousOctober 1, 2010 at 11:50 PM

    Man, I'm glad you didn't ask me that while we were canvassing. *cracking up* I'd have walked away and said, "This interview is just not worth all of that." This was funny though.

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